Instant Turkey

The week after Thanksgiving,I was alone at the grocery store and I saw the turkey's were really cheap. I decided to get one and cook it. I also picked up some Reynold's Oven Bags, these take the work out of cooking a turkey, no mindless basting, and checking on the turkey. Kaleb came into the kitchen and asked what I was doing, I said, "Just cooking a turkey." "Oh." he said as he continued to watch. I got one of the Reynolds bags out and added the 2 Tablespoons of flour, as per the direction, and started shaking it. Then I busied myself getting the big roasting pan out. The turkey was still sitting in the deep sink. Kaleb lost interest and moved on to playing. A few hours later... I am taking the turkey, all golden brown out of the oven. Kaleb comes in and comments on the yummy smell. He then gets a look of absolute amazement on his face, and yells "Wow! that is SOOO cool!! You just put some flour in that bag, shook it, and cooked it and it grows a turkey! That is so cool!" I couldn't answer him, because I was laughing too hard.